Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Every concussion has its silver lining
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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