If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
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LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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