She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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