Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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