omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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