he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
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We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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