I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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