So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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