just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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