If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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