I skipped work to stalk him.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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