i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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