I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
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My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
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Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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