how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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