Christians are straight up FREAKS
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i just google imaged poop.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
So much Jack, so little girl.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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