Already got asked if we're dating
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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