I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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