i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
