Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
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"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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