try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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