He is such a slut. More and more my type.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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