where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
