My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
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One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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