your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
everyone is single if you try hard enough
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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