I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
where am i from again
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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