I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
