i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
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I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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