Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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