There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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