somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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