Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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