That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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