So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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