belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
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im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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