were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
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Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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