at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
We have started to decorate penises.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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