I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
She just used a chaser for red wine.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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