Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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