How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
