Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
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