i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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