OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
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I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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