I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
what food is Colorado known for?