we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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