Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Moan for me like Helen Keller
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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