new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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