I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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