so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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