Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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