Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
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I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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