so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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