i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
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I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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