I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
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I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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