he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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