How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
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wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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