is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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