Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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