She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
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My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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