i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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