Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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